The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“The broadcast shows Metcalf on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Metcalf will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
87%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Metcalf drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.