The Hamstring Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Ref: "Number Metcalf, that's a flag." Metcalf: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- A mysterious flag erases Metcalf's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- The QB looks at Metcalf exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
72%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Metcalf's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.