The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Metcalf does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
78%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Metcalf's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.