The Phantom Holding Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- A mysterious flag erases Metcalf's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
88%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Metcalf's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.