The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Metcalf's stadium. Only over Metcalf.
- Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Metcalf's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.