The Out-of-Bounds Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Metcalf is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Metcalf drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.