The Wind Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Zvada hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Zvada gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Zvada scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.