The Late Scratch Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Zvada's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- A mysterious flag erases Zvada's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Zvada is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
73%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Zvada drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.