The Wide Left Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Zvada tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Zvada scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
86%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Zvada, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.