The Wide Left Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Zvada goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Zvada gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Zvada. Zvada does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
72%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Zvada drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.