The Doink Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- A mysterious flag erases Zvada's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Zvada sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Zvada's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.