The Late Scratch Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Zvada gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Zvada gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
73%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Zvada's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.