The Hamstring Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Zvada gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Zvada gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Zvada drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.