The Shank Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Zvada makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Ref: "Number Zvada, that's a flag." Zvada: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Zvada will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
89%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Zvada scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.