The Wide Left Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Zvada gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Zvada is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- A mysterious flag erases Zvada's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
79%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Zvada, Zvada, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.