The Phantom Flag Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Zvada gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Zvada finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Zvada, Zvada, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.