The Wind Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Zvada scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Zvada is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
81%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Zvada drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.