The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Zvada's stadium. Only over Zvada.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Zvada finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Zvada's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.