The Late Scratch Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Zvada gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Zvada is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Zvada's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.