The Hamstring Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Zvada warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Zvada attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- A mysterious flag erases Zvada's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Zvada, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.