The Upright Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Zvada is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Zvada gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
83%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Zvada's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.