The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“A mysterious flag erases Zvada's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Zvada gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Zvada's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.