The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Ref: "Number Zvada, that's a flag." Zvada: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Zvada attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
76%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Zvada's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.