The Upright Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Zvada is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Zvada gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
87%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Zvada's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.