The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Zvada will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Zvada's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
91%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Zvada drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.