The Inch-Short Hex of Dontayvion Wicks
Dontayvion Wicks · PHI · WR
“Wicks tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Wicks's week
- Wicks is already "Out" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
- Wicks finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
79%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wicks drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dontayvion Wicks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dontayvion Wicks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dontayvion Wicks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.