The Butter-Finger Hex of Dontayvion Wicks
Dontayvion Wicks · PHI · WR
“Wicks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Wicks's week
- Wicks will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Wicks gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
78%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wicks drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dontayvion Wicks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dontayvion Wicks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dontayvion Wicks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.