The Butter-Finger Hex of Dontayvion Wicks
Dontayvion Wicks · PHI · WR
“Wicks's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Wicks's week
- Wicks is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Wicks is already "Out" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
82%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wicks, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dontayvion Wicks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dontayvion Wicks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dontayvion Wicks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.