The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Dontayvion Wicks
Dontayvion Wicks · PHI · WR
“Wicks will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Wicks's week
- Wicks scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Wicks is already "Out" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
88%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wicks drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dontayvion Wicks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dontayvion Wicks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dontayvion Wicks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.