The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dontayvion Wicks
Dontayvion Wicks · PHI · WR
“Wicks is already "Out" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Wicks's week
- Wicks gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- The QB looks at Wicks exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
80%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Wicks scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dontayvion Wicks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dontayvion Wicks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dontayvion Wicks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.