The Hamstring Hex of Dontayvion Wicks
Dontayvion Wicks · PHI · WR
“Wicks scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wicks's week
- Wicks is already "Out" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Wicks's stadium. Only over Wicks.
90%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wicks's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dontayvion Wicks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dontayvion Wicks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dontayvion Wicks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.