The Butter-Finger Hex of Dontayvion Wicks
Dontayvion Wicks · PHI · WR
“Wicks is already "Out" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Wicks's week
- Wicks is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Wicks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wicks, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dontayvion Wicks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dontayvion Wicks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dontayvion Wicks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.