The Phantom Holding Hex of Dontayvion Wicks
Dontayvion Wicks · PHI · WR
“Wicks is already "Out" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Wicks's week
- Wicks is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Wicks gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
77%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wicks drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dontayvion Wicks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dontayvion Wicks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dontayvion Wicks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.