The Butter-Finger Hex of Dontayvion Wicks
Dontayvion Wicks · PHI · WR
“Wicks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Wicks's week
- Wicks tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Ref: "Number Wicks, that's a flag." Wicks: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wicks's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dontayvion Wicks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dontayvion Wicks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dontayvion Wicks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.