The Hamstring Hex of Dontayvion Wicks
Dontayvion Wicks · PHI · WR
“Wicks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wicks's week
- Wicks gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Wicks is already "Out" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
92%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Wicks, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dontayvion Wicks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dontayvion Wicks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dontayvion Wicks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.