The Phantom Holding Hex of Dontayvion Wicks
Dontayvion Wicks · PHI · WR
“Wicks finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Wicks's week
- Wicks is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Wicks is already "Out" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
72%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wicks's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dontayvion Wicks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dontayvion Wicks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dontayvion Wicks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.