The Mystery Tweak Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Dabney's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Dabney gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
72%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dabney drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.