The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Dabney scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
91%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dabney drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.