The Mystery Tweak Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dabney's stadium. Only over Dabney.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Dabney is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
82%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dabney's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.