The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- The broadcast shows Dabney on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Dabney goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
82%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dabney's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.