The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Dabney is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
75%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dabney, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.