The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Dabney's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Dabney lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
79%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Dabney, Dabney, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.