The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“The broadcast shows Dabney on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Dabney stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
72%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Dabney scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.