The Hamstring Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Dabney has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
74%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dabney's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.