The Snap Count Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Dabney will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
72%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dabney, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.