The Invisible Route Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Dabney on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Dabney scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.