The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dabney gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
75%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dabney's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.