The Chip-and-Release Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Ref: "Number Dabney, that's a flag." Dabney: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Dabney is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
81%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dabney drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.