The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Dabney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dabney's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.