The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dabney goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
82%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dabney's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.